Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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