If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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