she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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