We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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