She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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