the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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