My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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