You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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