Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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