it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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