Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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