What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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