but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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