Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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