I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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