is this the sara with the beer cane?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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