I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
handjob tips. give me some.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you never un-have a 4some
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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