I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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