You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
