Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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