I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am one with the molecules
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