Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
