Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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