i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Just cropdusted the office
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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