Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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