playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We left the knife in your bed.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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