I cockslap morals
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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