I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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