my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
True strength comes from lack of pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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