What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need to align my fucking chakras
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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