no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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