As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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