We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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