And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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