i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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