I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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