:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
