I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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