Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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