This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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