so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I AM VODKA MAN
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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