I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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