Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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