Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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