what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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