I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
