You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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