i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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