Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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