but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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