chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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