Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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