I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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